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Curso rápido de inglês, russo, alemão, chinês e japonês para poliglota nenhum botar defeito!!!
Então comece agora mesmo a estudar!!
São frases que podem salvar sua vida!!!
Assim, não passam vergonha chegando em plena Nova Iorque, morrendo de sede, entrando no McDonald’s mais perto que encontrar e pedindo “Ouma Couca-Coula pourr favourr….”
E viva o mundo globalizado!!!
Inglês
A. Is we in the tape! = É nóis na fita.
B. Tea with me that I book your face = Chá comigo que eu livro sua cara. (a melhor)
C. I am more I = Eu sou mais eu.
D. Do you want a good-good? = Você quer um bombom?
E. Not even come that it doesn’t have! = Nem vem que não tem!
F. Wrote, didn’t read, the stick ate! = Escreveu, não leu, o pau comeu!
G. She is full of nine o’clock = Ela é cheia de nove horas.
H. Between, my well! = Entre, meu bem!
I. You traveled on the mayonnaise = Você viajou na maionese.
J. I am completely bald of knowing it. = Tô careca de saber.
K. To kill the snake and show the stick = Matar a cobra e mostrar o pau.
L. Ooh! I burned my movie! = Oh! Queimei meu filme!
M. I will wash the mare. = Vou lavar a égua.
N. Are you thinking here’s the house of Mother Johanne? = Tá pensando Que aqui é a casa da Mãe Joana?
O. Go catch little coconuts! = Vai catar coquinho!
P. You are by out! = Você está por fora!
Q. If you run, the beast catches , if you stay the beast eats! = Se correr, o bicho pega, se ficar o bicho come!
R. Ops, gave Zebra! = Xiiiii, deu zebra!
T. Before afternoon than never. = Antes tarde do que nunca.
U. Take out the little horse from the rain = Tire o cavalinho da chuva.
V. The cow went to the swamp. = A vaca foi pro brejo!
X. To give one of John the Armless = Dar uma de João-sem-Braço.
RUSSO
A.. Conjunto de árvores: boshke
B. Inseto: moshka
C. Cão comendo Donut’s: Troski maska roska
D. Piloto: simecaio patatof
E. Prostituta: Lewinsky
F. Sogra: storvo
ALEMÃO
A. Abrir a porta: destranken
B. Bombardeio: bombascaen
C. Chuva: gotascaen
D. Vaso: frask
CHINÊS
A. Cabelo sujo: chin-champu
B. Descalço: chin chinela
C. Top less: chin-chu-tian
D. Náufrago: chin-chu-lancha
F. Pobre: chen luz, chen agua e chen gaz
MAIS INGLÊS
A. Banheira giratória: Tina Turner
B. Indivíduo de bom autocontrole: Auto stop
C. Copie bem: copyright
D. Talco para caminhar: walkie talkie
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JAPONÊS (esse é o melhor!!!)
A. Adivinhador: komosabe
B. Bicicleta: kasimoto
C. Fim: saka-bo
D. Fraco: yono komo
E. Me roubaram a moto: yonovejo m’yamaha
F. Meia volta: kasigiro
G.. Se foi: non-ta
H. Ainda tenho sede: kiro maisagwa
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